I am a little pressed for time, but I wanted to give a quick update.  I just was informed that I made it into the Detroit International Comedy Festival.  That is very exciting.  I also am working a bunch of new ideas/ material, and that is VERY exciting.  I just got all caught up on Heroes on NBC.  Holy crap, I am so excited and happy for my buddy Nick D’Agosto!!  He has a huge role in Heroes season 2.  If you don’t watch the show, you should.  What else did I want to say.  OH, my car is a piece of crap.  Its in the shop right now and I am supposed to take it to Green Bay tonight, Omaha, tomorrow, Oklahoma City, Friday, back to Omaha, Saturday, then back to Milwaukee after that.  Say a prayer for me.  Wish I had more time, but I gotta run.  This update wasn’t very funny.

   Hello comedy fans.  Thought I would give you an update on how your friend, Johnny Beehner, is doing.  Im fine, thanks.  Also, I uploaded some videos to some sites.  Please vote for my poop tour video on funnyordie.com.  Also, I added some sketch videos to crackle.com.  I just headlined Club Indigo at the Olympia Resort in Oconomowoc, WI and had great shows.  It was a blast.  I dont think I have done (or have ever had to do) so much crowd work in my life.  They were drunk, but fun.

    I have decided to test my self and do a little writing exercise.  I find myself always thinking of jokes that have to do with body parts or farts so I am going to force myself to write about a random topic.  What I have done is written down a bunch of different random words on little pieces of paper and I put them in a little bowl.  Now without looking, I am going to reach in, grab one of them and write about it.  Here we go…. Okay, the word was “penis.”  I dont think that is going to accomplish what I am trying to do here.  Hang on, let me pick another one… Okay, this one says, “Diarrhea.”  I’m just gonna put that one back in the bowl cause that’s not gonna work either.  Okay, doing it again…  And this on is, “ballsack.”  Ok, I am gonna try this one more time and if it doesn’t work, we’ll have to think of some other exercise for another time.  Here we go….  Great, I got “diarrhea” again.  I don’t know why I put that one back in the bowl.  Talk to you guys next time.