I am at the condo in Little Rock, AR.  I’m working the Loony Bin with Kevin Bozeman this week.  We actually just saw X-Men 3.  It was fantastic.  I cannot wait to see Superman Returns.  That is gonna be awesome!  I think I am so excited because I feel like I have a lot in common with Superman.  First of all, we are both make people happy.  But also we can both fly.  Actually, I can’t fly, but he can!  We’re pretty much like twins.  I do have to apologize as I haven’t updated in a while.

Hey, here is some advice if you are the type of person that has a hard time hanging onto money once you get some, like me:  Don’t put i-tunes on your computer.  Holy cow, it is really easy to blow right through 100 bucks in one night.  You just keep saying to yourself, “99 cents??!?  That’s nothing!” over and over and over until right before you go to bed and then you look at your i-tunes library and say to yourself, “Holy shit, I hate half of this crap!  I’m never gonna listen to The Rainbow Connection!!”   You find songs that you haven’t heard in a while that you are curious to hear again, you buy them, then you just feel stupid.  Oh, well.

Well, my show, 24, ended on Monday.  It was awesome!!  But now I have to wait til January to see more of Jack Bauer.  Who am I supposed to pretend I am when I get home from work now?!?  Okay, I am going to go give Kevin Bozeman a hug now.  I think he’s sleeping.

I just got back from performing stand up comedy at a post prom.  Wow.  Please check out my myspace page for a full report on how THAT went.  I also worked Giggles in Germantown tonight.  That was fun.  Well, the second show had quite a few drunk d-bags in the front.  That was no fun.  All of us had to deal with them.  I am working with Prescott Tolk again, which I am very happy about.  That guy is hilarious.  You gotta see this guy.  Great writer, and just a cool guy, too.  Anyway, it is 3:57am.  I gotta get to sleep.  Seriously, read the new myspace blog.

Strippers are hilarious.  I am working Jokerz in Milwaukee this weekend.  It is below a strip club.  We, myself and my friends Donovan and Chris, were invited to silk, the strip club, afterwards for free.  We went there.  Chris, my new best friend, bought me a lapdance.  Strippers, let me just tell you this, if you are giving a lapdance, nothing is more of a turn-off than using the word “ding-dong” when talking about your client’s genetalia.  No offense, Sparkles or Chastity or whatever your awesome name was, but saying the word “ding dong” is a no no.  Wow, I shouldn’t be writing an entry as I have had a couple drinks, but I just had to get that out there.  If you are reading this and it is not yet 7:10am on Friday morning, tune into 102.1 fm in Milwaukee as I will be on the radio.  I imagine, nobody will get this in time as it is currently almost 2am.  Oh, well.  Strippers are great for conversation.  that may sound sarcastic, but I am not kidding.  Who has got a better story than a stripper, er,, I mean exotic dancer.  Sorry about that, Sprinkles.  Man, she was great.  She liked me!  I mean it, she was different!  She was special.  Braghahahahahhahahahaha.