Well, it is finally Independence Day. Let me just tell you that tomorrow I am taking my lights down first thing in the morning! I’m not going to be one of those knuckle-heads that leaves the darn things up months after the celebration has passed.
On a much more beautiful note, I gave 2 weeks notice to “the man” last week. No, I’m not a doctor who delivers horrible news to men with terminal diseases! I mean I quit my day-job! Hopefully, everything will be alright for me. I am working on getting a cd made so that should help. So if you see me at a show, buy my hilarious cd!! I like how I am pitching my non-existent cd already. I don’t think getting booked will be a problem as I have just revamped my bio that I am sending out. Check it out:
If you’re like Johnny Beehner, then you’re 6’5” and fascinated by how compasses work. Johnny’s clean and clever style of humor has made white men without any disabilities laugh for years! Somehow Johnny finds a way to relate to almost all of them. Sure, occasionally a member of the audience will walk out claiming Johnny’s act is inappropriate and offensive, but Johnny doesn’t target his act towards people with dildos for brains.