Happy All Saints Day, everyone! I hope everybody had a great Halloween. Actually, I don’t care, but it seems polite to say something fake like that. Anyway, I had a fantastic Halloween and that really is all that matters. Actually, how funny is this: I was doing a show in Tulsa, OK on Saturday and that was the night they were celebrating Halloween with their costume party and contests and whatnot. I was in the middle of my set, I had just done some joke about people confusing me with a woman because of my (beautiful) long hair, and these three people entered into the showroom in costumes and sat down. One of them was a man dressed up as a woman. I looked at this person and said something along the lines of, “Wow, great timing, sir. All of the sudden I don’t feel like the ugliest woman in the room. Yiiiikes!” And then this person responded with a very soft, “Huh? What are you talking about?” And it was at that point my body locked up, and I realized it WAS a woman! I thought it was a guy dressed up as a woman. It was a woman dressed up as a hooker.
So this week is fantastic for me. I am in Nashville, TN staying with my niece and nephew (oh, and my sister and brother in law) and we are having a blast. I have today off from comedy so I am just taking it easy, but I called Zanies down here and booked a guest set so that should be fun. Just working out some new stuff. Oh, and I talked to my web-guy. We should be seeing some changes to the guestbook soon.
One more thing, after I eat my Totino’s Party Pizza folded in half like a taco, I am going to upload a video my brother, Ben, wrote and its pretty funny. Just click on the crotch of me in the spiderman costume on the right. (thats my hidden link… shhh)