Strippers are hilarious. I am working Jokerz in Milwaukee this weekend. It is below a strip club. We, myself and my friends Donovan and Chris, were invited to silk, the strip club, afterwards for free. We went there. Chris, my new best friend, bought me a lapdance. Strippers, let me just tell you this, if you are giving a lapdance, nothing is more of a turn-off than using the word “ding-dong” when talking about your client’s genetalia. No offense, Sparkles or Chastity or whatever your awesome name was, but saying the word “ding dong” is a no no. Wow, I shouldn’t be writing an entry as I have had a couple drinks, but I just had to get that out there. If you are reading this and it is not yet 7:10am on Friday morning, tune into 102.1 fm in Milwaukee as I will be on the radio. I imagine, nobody will get this in time as it is currently almost 2am. Oh, well. Strippers are great for conversation. that may sound sarcastic, but I am not kidding. Who has got a better story than a stripper, er,, I mean exotic dancer. Sorry about that, Sprinkles. Man, she was great. She liked me! I mean it, she was different! She was special. Braghahahahahhahahahaha.