Another late night entry here. First off, let me apologize to anyone that has signed the old guestbook. As many of you may have seen, it was destroyed and vandalized by pharmaceutical companies and all their spam junk. So I invite you to sign my new guest book again… unless you are President Roosevelt or Chuck Norris or someone of that caliber. (wink, wink) I don’t even know why I wrote that. I wrote “wink wink” before even thinking about it and it doesn’t really make any sense. Oh, well. Well, I am pleased to announce that I feel I have got quite a batch of fresh material. This weekend in Chicago hanging out with all my best friends is quite the catalyst for good brainstorming resulting in hilarity! So if you haven’t seen me in a while… come on out and catch a show. I will try to be making it out to the Comedy on Broadway hosted by Tony B Miller shows on Thursdays at 9:30 in Milwaukee when I can, but I actually think I am gonna be on the road the next couple of them. Dangit. I do love performing there. It’s also just great to see all my comic buddies.
If any of you are reading this from Chicago, I would like to endorse the Diner Grill. I am not sure where it is, but if you are intoxicated and really want to feel a sense of accomplishment, go here! They have an entree called “The Slinger.” If you can finish and clean your whole plate, you get a certificate (a very official looking certificate, I might add) that you can frame and put up on your wall proving to anyone that comes to your house that you have absolutely no respect for your health or well-being. It is a big ole plate filled with hash browns, then they put two hamburger patties on it, they have onions on it, then they put two eggs on the burgers, then they dump chili all over the whole thing. I don’t know how it sounds, but I can tell you that it TASTES delicious!! I ate mine so fast! A few of my pals were unable to man it up and finish it. A big shout out to Mike who put it down, after being pretty much ridiculed for coming so close but not finishing it. He DID finish it, and then proceded to throw it up right outside the doors of the establishment. Its funny, his pile of puke looked a lot like my Slinger before I had eaten it. Anyway, congrats to Mike! I would like to dish out some shame to both Conor and Gip for NOT completely ruining their insides by eating a whole Slinger. Conor, you were SOOO very close. I just don’t understand. Actually, I began to slowly understand as I was sitting on the toilet for the 5th time this afternoon.
Also, a BIG huge plug and endorsement for George Street Productions! I needed new headshots in a pinch and they came through and I am very happy with them. I think my site will be update soon to reflect the new shot. I have added them to my links page. If you ever need anything videotaped, professionally edited, photographed, or you want a free copy machine that is not bolted down or kept in a secure area, I recommend them! Simon says Take a Shit.