I get irritated when I am driving somewhere and I catch every single red light… unless I am driving to church. Then I seem to be very accepting of my luck with the traffic lights. Normally I fly through every yellow light I see. This morning on my way to church, however, I found myself slamming on my brakes and pretty much backing up through traffic just to sit at red lights so that I could minimize my time at church. That’s pretty pathetic. I should feel bad, but I think the main reason I always try to be a little late to church is because at the church I go to, before it starts, they tell everyone to “introduce yourself to those around you.” I just always find that very uncomfortable. I don’t know these people, they don’t know me. We believe in the same things, but other than that, we don’t really care to get to know each other. I try to be a religious and a good nice wholesome Catholic, but it sure is hard to pay attention in church. This morning, I was in mass, just sitting there, trying super hard to pay attention and pray and stay focused. No more than 3 minutes later I realize that my mind had wandered and I found myself thinking, “Do the girls on Girls Gone Wild have to sign a release??” Today was special day of the year where the churches talk about stewardship, which is when they ask for money. I always have a hard time giving money even though I know I should. My family tells me that its a sign of faith. Its a way of saying that you trust that God will take care of you. Makes sense to me. So anyway, today I had some cash because I got paid last night so I gave a little something. I always feel weird. I feel like I am tipping God. And if I don’t give a lot, am I implying that I didn’t care much for the “service” lately? I don’t know. I will tell you this, though: My faith was boosted today because I gave some money at church, and afterwards, I went grocery shopping. The cashier was scanning all my stuff and when I he swiped the milk over the scanner, it didn’t go, “bloop!” like it should, but he was on the phone with a manager or something so he didn’t notice. I get out to my car, look at the receipt and the milk never got rung up! I was like, “God, you didn’t have to do that. Thanks, man!” I want to thank Jesse at Giggles, as well as Mark Kolo and John Yoder for featuring me at Giggles this weekend. I featured 3 shows last night at Giggles in Germantown, WI. It was a blast. It was myself, Brian Noonan headlining, and my best bud, Tyler Kroll. It was such a perfect night last night. I didn’t drive, (thank you, Julia) I got to feature, and just had a blast. I threw a picture up on the media page. I have worked with Brian Noonan, I think 4 or 5 times now. I think we have unintentionally become a comedy duo.
Also, I would like to mention that tamiflu is one of the crappiest things in the world. I hate it and it doesn’t work at all. If you are thinking about getting tamiflu, think again!!! It is sucky and you are wasting your money. Also, I think the following people are bad people: Nancy Anderson, Patricia Green, and Richard Martinez. Do not trust these bad people. Thank you. Actually, I am just trying to counter-attack the effects these people have had on my guest book. It is very annoying to find that now people are spamming stand up comics’ websites!! Do they really think that people looking for cheap medicine are scanning my guest book for suggestions?? Oh, technology…