My good buddy, Ben, asked me what I wanted for Christmas a while ago. I didn’t know what I wanted. He said LOST is a great show and he would get me the DVD set so I was all excited. Today, I was at work and a package from Ben came to me at my work address. The lady who handles mail gave it to me and could tell I was very excited. I went back to my cubicle, opened it and took the DVD set out and looked at it. I held in my hands the DVD set of “The Cosby Show Season One”. At first, I had a good laugh because, let’s face it, that’s just funny. But I left it on my desk the rest of the day and so many people walked by saying stuff like, “Oh, cool!! You got the Cosby show. I loved that show!” Folks, I loved that show, too, don’t get me wrong, but I have no use for this DVD set to be a permanent fixture in my dvd collection. So I start feeling bad telling everyone that I think I am going to return it. Then the lady that does our mail comes over and asks what I got in the package. (I guess I should tell you at this point that the lady who does our mail is black.) I told her “the cosby show,” and she got very enthusiastic saying how she loves that show! I should have just said, “me, too.” For some reason I told her, “Yeah, I think I am going to return it at lunch.” And for some reason, when she looked at me and said, “What? Why???” I felt like I had offended her. She just seemed disappointed.
I just got home and it is about 1:21am. I performed at the Broadway Theater in Milwaukee. It was a blast. I had an alright set. It is fun to perform there and just screw around and work out new stuff. If you are in Milwaukee, stop by. It goes on every Thursday night at 9:30pm. Tony B Miller hosts it. Eric Price went up tonight and he just kills me. That guy is some funny shit! Okay, I’m little drunk and I am going to bed before I type something stupid like: You ever notice how your penis looks like a mushroom with pimples all over it? Good night.