Dear fans (aka friends and family since you are really the only ones that can get to this site because you know how to spell “beehner” correctly) From here on out, my schedule should be kept up to date pretty regularly. And I would like to send out a special thank you to everyone that has taken the time and energy to sign my guestbook. Yes, that means you, President Roosevelt! I’m not quite sure how you managed to come back from the dead and ask me why the moon is so much brighter than the stars, but it is much appreciated all the same! I am keeping my schedule as full as I can for now and things are going great for me in the comedy department so I am very grateful. If anyone ever wants to contact me, feel free to email me at “johnny@johnnybeehner.com.“ Hopefully, pretty soon I will have a link up so you can just click on that, but until then, that’s the email. Well, it’s getting pretty late, so I think I am going to hit the sack, grab something to eat, and then go to bed.