Today was the first time I had ever worn my Christmas sweater (which I have had for years years) outside of a family function. Turns out… this is the ugliest sweater ever. Here was my first clue. I go into a meeting at my dayjob and my boss says to me, “Oh my gosh, Johnny. That sweater, what size is that sweater!?!?” I happily reply, “I’m not really sure.” Then she continues, “Because me and my husband are hosting a Christmas party this year and we are trying to find just the most horrible, tacky sweaters we can possibly find.” I played it off like I was in on the joke before I dressed myself this morning, but to be honest with you, when she said that, a little piece of me died inside. If you would like to see a picture of the said sweater, please visit www.myspace.com/johnnycomic