I performed a show for 5 people tonight. I have had some really memorable great fun shows in front of small intimate crowds before. Tonight was alright. They were fun. I am working with fellow Milwaukee pal, Brian Green, again. I haven’t been home in just under 2 weeks. I will be home Sunday and Monday and then I am off again for either 3 or 4 weeks. Daaamn. I’m having fun performing, but keeping myself productive and positive during the day is getting tough. I showcased at a club I have never been to in Kansas City last night and it went great so hopefully I will be get some work from that club. It’s called Famous Johnny’s so hopefully some day soon Johnny can be performing at Johnny’s. Wow, I think I am really tired. That was the gayest thing I have ever typed.
I am laying in bed in my hotel room watching the Steve Wilkos show. I am pretty sure he was the bouncer for the Jerry Springer show and he somehow got his own show. I am not a fan of his at all. I have flipped through his show a few times before and his show is really something else. I wasn’t sure what to write about, and his show just gave me an answer. He has a part of his show called “Steve’s Mailbag” He reads emails people send him and responds. The first one was some guy telling him his show is fake. He responded by telling him, no it isn’t and calling the guy a moron. I’m sold. The next one was some guy that was a recovering crack head telling Steve that his show helped him stay sober through tough love. Wow, that guy really is a moron… if that’s even a real email. Someone else wrote in saying that Steve is a jerk and all he does is yell at people in “dire straits” and that he should help them and not be such a pompous ass. Steve told him he was a moron and said that his show is part of “moron-free tv” and that so morons like him aren’t allowed to watch his show. I wish I had a role model like Steve Wilkos when I was growing up. Then maybe today I would be dildo. Oh, well.