I hate cops. If you are a cop, I apologize… No, I don’t, I hate you. You suckl. Let me ask you this, cop: Why do you feel the need to sit in your stupid little cop car all day and be an asshole? I am just trying to understand your way of life. Since one of you or one of your cop-friends gave me a ticket that I really don’t need, I came up with some advice for you. 1) If you are not going to give someone just a warning, don’t tell them that you thought about giving them just a warning and then changed your mind! 2) If at the end of your stupid little dumb-ass speech, you ask, “do you have any questions for me?” and the person DOES have a question, don’t roll your eyes and sigh really loud when they say, “yes, I do.” 3) You are an ass-hole. 4) Don’t take so damn long in your car writing my ticket. I am pretty sure while you were in your car, I saw you masturbating. Maybe it was just the blinding lights of your car blasting into my eyes off of my rearview mirror, but I think I saw you masturbating to my driver’s license picture!!! I may be wrong. Anyway, good luck with the rest of your stupid life, you dumb cop.
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