I head out for a couple long road runs tomorrow. I will be travelling around Michigan this week and all over the UP of Michigan next week. I am pretty excited. I hope you all had a great Labor Day weekend, or whatever the hell that holiday was on Monday. Was it Memorial day or Labor Day? Oh, who gives a shit? That’s like comparing Sweetest day to, oh, I don’t know, President Fillmore’s birthday! I went to my buddy, Gip’s wedding and, boy, was it fun! I don’t condone over-drinking, but I sure did that night. And I paid for it later that night, and the next morning and into the day, and into the night, and a little bit on Monday. Why is it that EVERY time you get drunk and have a hangover (or get flat out sick for 2 days) you tell yourself that next time you are gonna drink water, and have Tylenol before bed, and just not be so damn stupid… but then the next time you get drunk, you tell everyone you’re gay even though you’re not because it seems funny to you, but nobody else, and then right before you pass out, you hide? Oh, and you don’t drink water or have Tylenol.
I am prety dumb, I am supposed to leave tomorrow at like 7am, and it is 1:10am. I am just so happy to not be going where I normally go on Wednesdays at 7am. I think I am going to open a Bed N Breakfast one of these days and call it, “Beehny-Weenies Teeny Peeny Fleeny Heenie.” Good night, America.