I’ll be performing a showcase at the Improv in Schaumburg, IL tonight. That is a beautiful club. I was watching TV last night and I saw an ad I have seen many times before and I just don’t get it. Text flirting… How is this even real? I have thought about this a lot. Text flirting is the only form of flirting in which it is possible for the person you are flirting with to actually be a man with a penis in his mouth WHILE flirting with you! Think about it. If you were at a bar flirting with someone, you would EASILY be able to tell if the other person was a guy with a wiener in his mouth. And if you were flirting over the phone with someone, even if its an 800 number, I am confident that you would at least be able to tell that something isn’t right if it was a man with a doinker in their mouth. “Are you eating something??” But when its all via text… I mean Come on! Oh, well. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.