What a great day! So like I mentioned below, I am moving (have moved) into my co-worker, Carolynn’s, house. It’s an interesting situation. I was very stressed out because I didn’t have a subletter for my old place and I had to pay rent at both for March so I was desperately looking for someone to take over my old lease. Yesterday, a good man decided to live there. I met him at the old place today and all he had to do was sign the newly drawn up lease and write a check and I hand over the keys. We were the kitchen area and he was reading over the lease and initialing the pages. I then let out a silent little fart. I didn’t even think anything of it. It was totally silent. Then he was about to sign it and he all of the sudden goes, “What stinks?” I go, “Huh? What do you mean?” He goes, “Something stinks.” And then he starts opening cabinets and looking under the sink and stuff. I go, “That’s wierd,” and start helping him try to find the source. Then I said, “What does it smell like?” and he goes, “I don’t know, like rotten food, or something.” Then he starts looking in the fridge and the oven and stuff. That’s when I think he realized I farted because it must have gone away and he goes, “Hmm, maybe I imagined it.” Bragh-hahahaha!! Yeah, right! Who just imagines fart-stinks out of the blue!?? He smelled the fart and didn’t realize it was a fart til after he said it, so he was just being nice to me. Josh, if you are reading this, you are a good man and thank you for still signing the lease even though I dropped a “good-bye egg” in my kitchen.